While  attempting to research any patents Howard might have, I saw article after article where HAD's lawyers had gone on the rampage for so called Patent Infringement. Yet I can find no actual patents the man holds  in the USA.

Thus I wonder, do his lawyers have blue hair like on the Simpsons?

"Your honor, my client holds a patent on the following letters "D" "U""M""B""L""E".


Another possibility is GOOGLE can't spider  it's way through the government patent office.

Well let's  hope Nik never sees any blue haired lawyers.